Friday, August 08, 2008

Things I can rely on

Here are a few things I can rely on happening.
1) There's going to be someone pulled over near my house.
2) Someone will puke on me.
3) I will cry at the end of Pollyanna.
4) After tailing a car, I will then call the driver and tell them to give me the vacuum in their trunk.

I did not know that all four things would happen in one day and that #1 would include many guns, #2 would include my face, #3 would teach me to be glad yet again and #4 well, it was my vacuum.

2 comments:

Mauri said...

So, I'm a little confused about the vacuum. I sense a story there.

Jenny Wilkinson said...

There's a little more to each of these stories. The vacuum isn't a real cliffhanger but I'll tell you about at the next appropriate junction.